Last night marked the 35th annual Razzie Awards, a kind of counter-programming to tonight’s Oscars, honoring the absolute worst movies and stars in 2014. To be fair, the annual list of Razzie nominees indicates that the people behind these awards aren’t watching enough movies — there are plenty of movies from last year that were worse than Transformers: Age of Extinction, for instance. Kirk Cameron topped this year’s list of “winners,” with Cameron Diaz and Annie not far behind.

Kirk Cameron, who directed and starred in last year’s Saving Christmas, took home the most awards, picking up Worst Actor, Worst Picture, Worst Screen Combo (for Cameron and his ego) and Worst Screenplay. The Annie remake wasn’t far behind, taking home the award Worst Remake, Sequel or Rip-Off. Cameron Diaz won for Worst Actress for her roles in Sex Tape and The Other Woman. Michael Bay got the award for Worst Director for Transformers: Age of Extinction, while Megan Fox, star of the Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles won for Worst Supporting Actress.

But it wasn’t all bad, maybe. The Razzies have at least one “pleasant” award (which is actually just passive-aggressive), the Redeemer Award, which goes to the actor who has most redeemed themselves to Razzie voters. This year’s Redeemer Award went to Ben Affleck, for going from Gigli to Oscar winner for Argo, to last year’s Gone Girl.

Here’s the full list of nominees and winners, if you can call them that:

Worst Picture

Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas [WINNER]

Left Behind

The Legend of Hercules

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Transformers: Age of Extinction

Worst Actor

Kirk Cameron, Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas [WINNER]

Nicolas Cage, Left Behind

Kellan Lutz, The Legend of Hercules

Seth Macfarlane, A Million Ways to Die in the West

Adam Sandler, Blended

Worst Actress 

Cameron Diaz, Sex Tape, The Other Woman [WINNER]

Drew Barrymore, Blended

Melissa McCarthy, Tammy

Charlize Theron, A Million Ways to Die in the West

Gaia Weiss, The Legend of Hercules

Worst Supporting Actor 

Mel Gibson, Expendables 3

Kelsey Grammer, Expendables 3, Legends of Oz, Think Like a Man Too, Transformers: Age of Extinction [WINNER]

Shaquille O’Neal, Blended

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Expendables 3

Kiefer Sutherland, Pompeii

Worst Supporting Actress

Cameron Diaz, Annie

Megan Fox, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [WINNER]

Nicola Peltz, Transformers: Age of Extinction

Susan Sarandon, Tammy

Brigitte Ridenour, Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas

Worst Screen Combo

Any two robots, actors, or robotic actors, Transformers: Age of Extinction

Kirk Cameron and his ego, Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas [WINNER]

Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel, Sex Tape

Kellen Lutz and either his abs, his pecs, or his glutes, The Legend of Hercules

Seth Macfarlane and Charlize Theron, A Million Ways to Die in the West

Worst Director

Michael Bay, Transformers: Age of Extinction [WINNER]

Darren Doane, Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas

Renny Harlin, The Legend of Hercules

Jonathan Liebesman, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Seth Macfarlane, A Million Ways to Die in the West

Worst Screenplay 

Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas, written by Darren Doane and Cheston Hervey [WINNER]

Left Behind, screenplay by Paul LaLonde and John Patus, based on the novel by Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins

Sex Tape, screenplay by Kate Angelo and Jason Segel & Nicholas Stoller

Transformers: Age of Extinction, written by Ehren Kruger, based on Hasbro’s Transformers action figures

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, written by Evan Daugherty and Andre Nemec & Josh Applebaum, based on characters created by Peter Laird and Kevin Eastman

Worst Remake, Sequel or Rip-Off

Annie [WINNER]

Atlas Shrugged 3: Who Is John Galt?

The Legend of Hercules

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Transformers: Age of Extinction

Redeemer Award

Ben Affleck: From Razzie “Winner” for Gigli to Oscar darling for Argo and Gone Girl

Jennifer Aniston: From four-time Razzie nominee to SAG award nominee for Cake

Mike Myers: From Razzie “Winner” for Love Guru to Docu Director of Supermensch

Keanu Reeves: From six-time Razzie nominee to the critically acclaimed John Wick

Kristen Stewart: From six-time Razzie “Winner” for Twilight to the art house hit Camp X-Ray