'American Horror Story: Asylum's Latest Teaser Will Have You in Stitches

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We wonder how many people are going to use that joke.  It's been quite a week for 'American Horror Story: Asylum,' which amidst a rash of its usual nonsensical teasers has actually released quite a bit of new information, including photos, cast teasers and details, but with Labor Day weekend arriving, who wants to work?  That's why the latest 'American Horror Story' teaser will barely require any thinking at all!  Inanimate objects ahoy!

Once more into the britches for Labor Day, friends, as 'American Horror Story: Asylum' releases its most stitched together teaser yet!  After a week that saw the introduction of a slew of new photos, as well as some useful teasers, we don't mind these so much anymore.  In fact, we may even have a theory!

From what we know of this season's omnipresent menace "Bloody Face," the character wears a mask made of sewn together skin of his victims.  Might we be seeing his private sewing chambers, with human flesh beneath the sewing needle?

Debuting on Wednesday, October 1, ‘American Horror Story: Asylum’ boasts a cast that includes ‘The Bourne Identity’ actress Franka Potente, ‘The Voice‘ judge and Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine, ‘Step Up’s Jenna Dewan,‘Carnivale’ star Clea DuVall, ‘The Amazing Spider-Man‘ star Chris Zylka, Americanized ‘Skins’ star Britne Oldford, ‘Big Love’s Chloe Sevigny, French actress Lizzie Brochere, Joseph Fiennes and James Cromwell.

Also returning from the first season are Jessica Lange, upgraded  series regular Zachary Quinto, Evan Peters, Sarah Paulson and Lily Rabe.  All will be playing new characters independent of the first season in the show’s rebooted 1960′s asylum setting, which Lange’s character presides over.

So what do you think it means?  Extra straight jackets?  Someone hemming curtains?  We’ve sewn the new teaser in below, so take a look and tell us if it gets you in stitches for ‘American Horror Story: Asylum’ in the comments!

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