We're telling you, nothing strikes fear in the hearts of criminals everywhere more than BatPug. With its propensity for going into fits of asthma, sneezing in your face when you get right up close and going into overly energetic frenzies, BatPug is definitely not known as a villain's best friend.

Hopefully by now you realize that we're having a little fun at this bad tattoo victim's expense. Seriously, man, if it wasn't a good idea to have BatAlf inked on your body, then why would you think BatPug was the exception?