Jimmy Fallon has beaten plenty of superstars on his ‘Tonight Show’ when it comes time to break out the drinking games—maybe these things are fixed! maybe Fallon is just really good at games!—but few talents have turned in such an all-around dismal performance as Chris Pine did last night. The ‘Into the Woods’ star could not catch a break when it came to Battleshots, a wicked little hybrid of Battleship and, well, shots of tequila, and Fallon nearly broke the poor man.

Maybe it was the sailor hats. Maybe it was Pine’s very mild attempt to cheat. Maybe he’s just not good at games, but this was a losing round for the ages. The only real winner? Fallon’s liver.

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