Clay Matthews + Thor — Dead Ringers?
If Gods do in fact walk among us, then some might think they've chosen to assume the form of professional football players. These athletes have been deified by their die-hard fans, and if we were picking their most closely resembled mythological counterparts, then that would make Clay Matthews III the God of Thunder.
Perhaps Marvel was a little too hasty to cast Chris Hemsworth as Thor. Have you seen Matthews' golden, ray-of-sunshine-like locks? We love seeing our favorite comic book superheroes in real life, and all this linebacker needs is a trusty hammer to make the image complete. But as Edna from 'The Incredibles' so wisely pointed out, "No capes!"