Whether you're living the high life in the Red Keep or feasting on rats and sewage water in the slums of Flea Bottom, it's important to look your best. Thankfully, HBO's new line of 'Game of Thrones' clothing has you covered!

To be fair, it's technically a costume line, not a clothing line, but let's face it: there are going to be people who buy these outfits and wear them out and about like it's no big thing. These are the same kind of people who dress their cat up in a dragon costume to complete the picture. They're the people who named their huskies Summer and Nymeria.

Some say Westerosi clothing lacks the panache of the more gaudy and elaborate fashion over in Essos, but we know that's not true. There's nothing wrong with something simple. After all, function is as important to an outfit as style, especially when you may have to trek to the Wall, wade through the Riverlands or brave the sands of Dorne. When you get strapped to a statue of the Seven and get burnt to death to appease the Red God, it's important that you look your best.

You can buy the 'Game of Thrones' costumes for yourself straight from HBO's online store. Fight White Walkers! Poison the king! Frighten your neighbors! Do this whole fandom thing right.

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