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How ‘Game of Thrones’ Can Fix the Nudity Problem

Game of Thrones Naked
Kristy Puchko

It seems some of the ladies (okay, one of the ladies) of ‘Game of Thrones’ are getting tired of flashing their naughty bits onscreen. Don’t worry, though — we’ve got a solution. Several, actually.

Here are a few ways HBO could easily clean up all the nudity on ‘Game of Thrones.’ We’re pretty sure they leave the integrity of George R. R. Martin’s novels completely intact. What do you think?

Strategically Placed Wine Glasses

Wineglass
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Plugs for ‘Veep’

Ros Theon
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Strategically Placed Leaves, Particularly in Any Scene Involving Nude Hodor

Leaves
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More CGI Dragons

Dany and Dragon
Kristy Puchko

Kittens

Kittens
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Occasional George R.R. Martin Pop Ins to Remind You Which Characters Are Currently Getting It On

George R.R. Martin
Kristy Puchko

Strategically Placed Rubber Duckies in all Bathtub Scenes

Dany
Kristy Puchko

Written by Nick Nadel and Kristy Puchko

Photoshops by Kristy Puchko

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