'Parks and Rec's' Jean-Ralphio + Theorist Leon Trotsky -- Dead Ringers?Nick Romano |
We all know Leonardo DiCaprio has been hiding his true idea for years, but so has that infamously suave playboy from 'Parks and Recreation' who likes to "bounce, bounce, bounce" with the ladies. Of course, we're talking about Jean-Ralphio. Who else?
Through our exceptional Googling and Wikipedia surfing skills, we've discovered that our beloved TV character, played by Ben Schwartz, is none other than Russian theorist and Marxist Leon Trotsky. If it wasn't for the internet, which never publicizes untrue statements -- ever, we would have never been able to prove that he's been alive since the 1800s.
That also means that Elvis is probably still alive and kicking somewhere, if the those conspiracy theorists are to be believed. Well, let's get back to Googling.