Everyone knows you don't mess with Texas. They have flags that tell us that. T-shirts. Bandanas. You don't mess with Texas. Well, no one told 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' favorite Cousin Sal. Or, more likely, someone did, and he decided to run with it.

On last night's show -- live from Austin, Texas' own SXSW Festival -- Jimmy dispatched Sal to mess with some Texans, while also "keeping it weird," as Austin itself likes to, well, keep it. Yes, these two ideals are kind of at odds, and they come gloriously together when Sal mans the order window at favorite Austin food struck Kebabalicious and has one heck of a good time screwing with his customers.

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