When you think of Nick Fury, the obvious face for the name belongs to Samuel L. Jackson, who started playing the role in the pages of comic books long before putting on an eyepatch in real life. But there is another film with Nick Fury in it, featuring the character's old look. It was made for television. It was written by David S. Goyer. And it starred David Hasselhoff. That's three bad signs in a row, usually enough to put a film in so bad it's good territory.