Ron Swanson Reads the Tweets of Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift

'Parks and Recreation's' Nick Offerman is truly a man's man. Last week, Offerman demonstrated his woodworking chops by showing us how to make a Ron Swanson bobblehead doll. This time around, Offerman show's his softer side with his fondness for reading aloud the insightful tweets of young female celebrities, while swinging an axe and firing up a chainsaw.

In a segment on last night's "Conan," Offerman, who plays uber-male, Ron Swanson on NBC's 'Parks and Recreation,' lent his emotionless baritone to tweets from the likes of Miley Cyrus, Ashley Tisdale and Selena Gomez, while working outside with the kind of woodchopping tools favored by serial killers.

Check out Offerman's interpretation of Miley Cyrus' tweet about gorging herself on walnuts and Selena Gomez' "socks party" in the video below and don't be surprised if you find yourself reaching for a chainsaw.