What does America love? Yard sales! What else does it love? Stephen Colbert! You can see where this is going, right? A beautiful, messy combination of the departing 'Colbert Report' host and a lot of seemingly priceless junk.
As Colbert's late night Comedy Central show winds down -- two episodes left, you guys! -- the host has taken it upon himself to clean out the show's quarters (so sweet), and that means getting rid of years' worth of trinkets, junk, props, and also a Michael Stipe. Generous as ever, Colbert conducted his very own yard sale in order to get things moving, offering up a variety of treats to a mainly confused public. Who cares? Everything here is a dollar!