Following last week's premiere of the worrisome trailer for the delayed 'Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters,' we now learn that Vin Diesel wants in on some of that witch hunter action, and he's going to be the authority on it with 'The Last Witch Hunter.'
Here's a riddle: If a Breck Eisner directs a 'Stretch Armstrong' movie but there's no one in the theater to see it, did it ever really happen? We're betting his paycheck says so.
He was blond, tan and had the body of a Greek god. That's if the Greek god were made of a crazy material that stretched for miles and bled pink ooze when you punctured him with needles. Yes, we're talking about the classic toy Stretch Armstrong. A man who is leaving toy shelves to star in his very own full-length feature film.