Jersey Shore Shark Attack

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Imagine a bunch of Pauly D, Snooki, The Situation and Ronnie look alikes partying it up on the Jersey Shore, and getting some quality AST (alcohol, sun, tan). Now imagine some "white-finned killer albino sharks" wreaking havoc on the overly tanned beachgoers. This is the premise for 'Jerse…
‘Jersey Shore Shark Attack’ Trailer. No, Seriously.
One thing about Hollywood -- it never lets an opportunity to cash in on the latest craze go by, having made a movie about a bunch of 'Jersey Shore' style guidos facing off against killer sharks.
That last sentence wasn't a joke, by the way, and we've got the trailer to prove it.