Jimmy Kimmel Live
On last night's 'Jimmy Kimmel Live,' rapper/actor/apparent ESPYs host Drake gussied himself up and took to the streets to quiz people about, well, him. The results? A lot of weird opinions about Drake, who is so obviously the guy standing in front of these people, no matter his bad wig or worse shirt. Hey, at least there was some singing.
Guillermo may be Jimmy Kimmel's "security guard" and "driver" and "friend," but he also has some big dreams, like usurping the late-night throne from his own boss and host of 'Jimmy Kimmel Live.' If that involves stealing his jokes, so be it. If that means just taking over the late-night show's air time, fine. If he needs to text high-profile guests to get them on the show, consider it done.
You are all horrible people. In celebration of April Fools' Day, that nefarious "holiday" that kicks off one of the most lovely months of the year, 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' host Jimmy Kimmel requested that his fans prank their loved ones, record the results, and upload them to YouTube for his own enjoyment.
Late-night show hosts -- they're just like us! Sometimes they too find a giant tarantula, totally dead, in the middle of their swanky pools! Sometimes they even decide to fish them out on their own! Sometimes things go badly!
What did you do this weekend? Saw friends, enjoyed spring, took a walk, had a picnic, slept in? Cool. Jimmy Kimmel zipped down to Arizona to take pictures with the Clinton clan -- the entire Clinton clan -- so we're going to have to go ahead and crown the late-night host the king of the weekend. Hey, you can still win this next one!
We've long been taught that road rage is a bad thing, that screaming at your fellow drivers is rude, honking is abrasive, and riding someone's bumper is the sign of some other emotional distress that might need to be worked out beyond your vehicle. But what if you could somehow transfer said rage to your vehicle, specifically to your shiny new Chevy Rage?