Ron Swanson

'Parks and Recreation's Ron Swanson Isn't Worried About the Bacon Shortage

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by Kevin Fitzpatrick October 12, 2012 08:57 AM
NBC
Sure, the world might come to an end in December, and we could very well find countless ways to annihilate one another between now and then, but we all know the true crisis humanity is facing down: the terrifying, and deadly worldwide shortage of bacon.  A lack of grain will mean less food for pigs, thereby less delicious slabs of fatty meat to fry up golden brown, but you know who's not worried?  'Parks and Recreation's Ron Swanson, of all people!  How would you like to hear his secret tips?

And Now You Can Own Ron Swanson's Mustache From 'Parks and Recreation'

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by Britt Hayes August 20, 2012 04:26 PM
NBC
Have you ever looked up on the glorious mane that is Ron Swanson's mustache on 'Parks and Recreation' and thought to yourself, "By golly, I'd really like to own that mustache and feed it only the finest tender vittles and sing it to sleep every night in its very own miniature Sleep Number bed?" Well, now you can.
(P.S.: Ron Swanson's mustache's sleep number is pork.)