Toddlers & Tiaras

'Toddlers & Tiara's' Star "Honey Boo Boo Child" Gets Her Own Spin-Off

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by Hilary Rothing May 31, 2012 04:00 PM
ANE Productions
What's worse than watching a bunch of ill-fit mothers spray tan their 6-year-olds, force packets of sugar down their throats, and make them prance around on stage in a Madonna-inspired cone bra? Probably nothing. But TLC is coming close to the next worst thing with a 'Toddlers & Tiaras' spin-off starring "Go-Go Juice" guzzler, Alana "Honey Boo Boo Child."

'Toddlers & Tiaras' Premiere: Five-Year-Old Chugs Sugar Packets

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by Hilary Rothing April 05, 2012 12:34 PM
TLC
For 230-pound pro-wrestlers, it's steroids. For forty-pound five-year-old pageant queens, it's sugar. TLC's already controversial 'Toddlers & Tiaras' took the "pageant crack" scandal to new heights when five-year-old Isabella's mom, Susanna had her tired daughter downing straight sugar packets in last night's season five premiere.