Thanos Thoughts: The Emmys

by Thanos August 26, 2014 @ 12:41 PM
Hello, welcome back to Thanos Thoughts. I am Thanos. The people of Earth like awarding themselves with trophies. The last two nights, I’ve watched trophy after trophy be handed out to lots of humans. One of these trophies kind of looked like me and the other one didn’t look anything like me. I was hoping someone would award me an Infinity Stone. lol.

Dave The Triumphant: How Retirement Has Made Letterman Great Again

by Mike Ryan August 25, 2014 @ 12:22 PM
Back in April, David Letterman announced that he was retiring as host of ‘The Late Show.’ Almost immediately, the Internet flooded with speculative lists on Letterman’s possible replacement -- which eventually turned out to be Stephen Colbert – and...