Fresh ‘True Blood’ Season 5 Spoilers!

So, we reckon we’re all in agreement that last night’s ‘True Blood‘ season premiere “Turn! Turn! Turn!” was pretty intense, right?  We won’t spoil anything this second if you haven’t watched just yet, but suffice to say, there are a lot of major status quo changes for all our favorite Bontemps fangers and fang-bangers.  Still, if its a-spoilers you’re a-wantin’, how would you like to know what’s going to happen through episode 8?

Sheesh, Tara as a vampire with Pam as her maker, Steve Newlin a gay vampire-American, Alcide a reluctant pack-master and Bill and Eric taken in by the authority!  That’s a hell of a way to open the season.  ‘True Blood’ season five has finally gushed out, and already fans are drooling with anticipation for the coming weeks.  So, why wait?

Check out HBO’s official descriptions of the July episodes of ‘True Blood,’ including episodes 4-8!  Mind you, even us mighty critics haven’t seen past episode 4.

Episode #52 (5.04): “We’ll Meet Again”: Eric and Bill fear for their lives; Lafayette puts Sookie’s life in danger; Roman and Salome root out a Council traitor. (Written by Alexander Woo; directed by Romeo Tirone.)

Episode #53 (5.05): “Let’s Boot and Rally”: Bill and Eric turn to Sookie for help with Russell’s whereabouts; Jason has a disturbing dream. (Written by Angela Robinson; directed by Michael Lehmann.)

Episode #54 (5.06): “Hopeless”: Bill and Eric are retrieved by the Authority; Roman lays out his plans for Russell. (Written by Alan Ball; directed by Dan Attias.)

Episode #55 (5.07): “In the Beginning”: Salome reveals her true allegiances; Sookie embraces her human side; Sam sniffs out some perps; Alcide braces for a fight. (Written by Brian Buckner; directed by Michael Ruscio.)

Episode #56 (5.08): “Somebody That I Used to Know”: The Authority revels in a new direction; Sookie and Jason visit the site of their parents’ deaths; Luna gets stuck on Sam. (Written by Mark Hudis; directed by Stephen Moyer.)

For as much as we’re tired of listening to Gotye, we can’t wait to see what Bill Compton himself, Stephen Moyer does with directing episode “Somebody That I Used to Know!”  What say you?  Did you enjoy the premiere of ‘True Blood’s fifth season, and are you excited for future episodes?  Give us your bloody take in the comments!