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The Funniest TV Edits of Movie Obscenities

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Alright, melon farmers, here’s something you need to look at if you want to pretend like you still watch movies on cable instead of being too poor to even get the DVD option from Netflix. Sure, the commercial-free viewing is nice, but we miss the ridiculous and questionable censoring of “dirty words.” Here are some of our favorite examples.

“Right on my sandwich, after you kiss it!” — ‘Dumb and Dumber’

“Yippee-ki-yay, Mr. Falcon.” — ‘Die Hard 2′

“I’m not a casserole!” — ‘Pineapple Express’

“I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!” — ‘Snakes on a Plane’

“What happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!” — ‘The Big Lebowski’

“Jeepers creepers, that thing’s real!?” — ‘The Matrix’

“My name’s Buck, and I’m here to…party.” — ‘Kill Bill’

“Hand me the keys, you fairy godmother.” — ‘The Usual Suspects’

All of ‘The Departed’

All of ‘Scarface’

All of ‘Showgirls’

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