Batman's utility belt may be one of the coolest superhero gadgets we've ever come across, but the one thing to remember is that it serves a function. You know, it carries everything you might need to scale buildings with.

So, when you get a tattoo of the utility belt that travels all along your waist, the only purpose it serves is to make you look like a crazy fan... and not in a good way.

Side bar -- what's with the vintage Nintendo video game controller that's dubbing as a belt buckle?