The cast of 'Orange Is the New Black' -- including Taylor Schilling, Jason Biggs, Kate Mulgrew, Natasha Lyonne, Laverne Cox and Uzo Aduba -- took over 'Conan' last night, and when they weren't busy making everyone laugh, they were caught up in terrifying Conan O'Brien and sort of beating him into submission.

The show ran the gamut of humiliation, really, with Conan's trademark hairstyle, his high-pitched voice, and his hosting style all tossed to the metaphorical wolves. There was dancing and screaming and, quite possibly, a cry for mercy. But there was also a ton of stuff to keep the show's biggest fans happy. Want to learn how to make Aduba's trademark "crazy eyes"? The cast can teach you that. Curious as to who everyone's least favorite cast member is? We sort of learned that, too. And, of course, there was Lea DeLaria's tutorial on lesbian sex that set the roof on fire. Conan, as ever, remains petrified.

Watch highlights from the episode below.

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