Colin Trevorrow

It sets up the premise for ‘Jurassic World 3.’

Jurassic Park turned 25 years old earlier this week, and testimonials and tributes have been popping up all over the internet. How the film was a nerd haven. How it was a game changer. How it made history. How it was a “dinosaur-sized leap” in computer effects. How it was just a damn good movie.

Even by the standards of a ‘Jurassic Park’ sequel, ‘Fallen Kingdom’ is silly.

You’ve heard of “elevated horror,” now get ready for “science thriller.”

He even says “Welcome to Jurassic World”!

Hold onto your butts...again.

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (they’re really sticking with that, aren’t they) doesn’t hit theaters until this summer, but Universal is already plotting the next sequel — and they’ve enlisted a new (female!) screenwriter to lend Colin Trevorrow a hand. Jurassic World 3 will officially wreak havoc on a theater near you in 2021. Given Fallen Kingdom’s ridiculous “rescue the dinosaurs from extinction (again)” plot, we have to assume that — spoiler? — the dinos will continue to terrorize humans in some capacity because clearly these people have learned nothing.

Pop culture nerds undoubtedly have a laundry list of things to be thankful for this Thanksgiving — maybe it’s Jeff Goldblum, or another great (and overwhelming) year of peak TV, or a new Star Wars sequel. For some of you, it might be this first teaser for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (oh, they’re just going to stick with that title? OK), which features Chris Pratt interacting with a cute little velociraptor. Although…if we’ve learned anything from these people and their terrifying attempts at playing god with “amusement” parks, it’s that you should never, ever get close to these things.

Few movies are so bad they’re so good. You have to see this baffling coming-of-age story about a boy genius who witnesses a horrific crime.

When Lucasfilm announced that Colin Trevorrow was out as the director of Star Wars: Episode IX last week, we all scrambled to come up with suggestions of who should take over. One obvious choice was Rian Johnson, currently the director of The Last Jedi: he both wrote and directed this year’s movie, so obviously he’s got some experience managing a certain galaxy far, far away. But Johnson himself doesn’t think Episode IX is on the table for him — at least not right now.