
Never Make These Movies
With 'G.I. Joe: Retaliation' finally arriving in theaters this week, it's time to take a step back and take stock of what aspects of our childhood haven't been dragged kicking and screaming to the big screen. In addition to 'G.I. Joe,' we've seen film versions of 'Transformers,' 'Battleship,' 'The Smurfs,' 'Dragonball' and various other cartoons, toy lines and board games that have no business bei