Kindergarten Cop

It only took a quarter of a century, but the 1990 Arnold Schwarzenegger semi-classic (emphasis on the “semi”) Kindergarten Cop is finally getting a sequel! A direct-to-video sequel. From the guy who made Jarhead 2. Starring Dolph Lundren.

It’s the kind of news that might elicit one of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s signature yells: not only is there a remake of Kindergarten Cop in the works, but it might also become a TV series, if we’re not careful. Let’s be careful, okay?