Stephen Colbert takes issues with a lot of things on 'The Colbert Report' -- old people making new friends, the Second Amendment, and graphics that aren't blatantly American enough. The funnyman is also permanently on edge when it comes to the possibility that Hillary Clinton will run for president and her constant name-dropping, especially as it litters her new book, 'Hard Choices.' It's just egregious! How can she possibly have so many friends? And when does she find the time to hang out with all of them?

Well, she's probably pretty good at scheduling, which is how she found enough time to pop by last night's show, temporarily rendering the normally chatty Colbert totally speechless. And when she threatened to not appear on the show? He practically sputtered.

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