Spread out now Rosie, Bowser come cut loose Mario's reins. Together we're gonna go out tonight, and make Mario Kart 8 run.

Rosalina, drive the road that's higer. Rosalina, don't fall in the fire. I just wanna be your partner, ain't no liar. Rosalina, you're my favorite driver.

And my machine, she took a shell, fell down a well somewhere in the heart of Bowser's castle. Grip the wheel tight, stay up all night, cause Rosie I'm coming on strong.

By the time I see the morning light, I'll hold victory in my arms. I know a pretty little place in Southern California, down San Franciso way, there's s little office where they play Mario Kart 8 all night and day.