Fuller House

There’s a certain oddball charm to Netflix Full House revival Fuller House, as enough subscribers seem to have discovered this past weekend, that the streaming giant is already locking down a second mortgage. That’s right, the Fullers will be back in the House for Season 2, regardless of your appeals to Netflix’s humanity.

Netflix’s Fuller House will drag the past kicking and streaming onto your devices as early as this Friday, but it won’t bring the Olsen twins any closer to reprising the role that once made them famous. Now, said fashion moguls have at last spoken out on declining the invitation, owing to bad timing and discomfort.

If The X-Files served as any stark reminder, decade-brewing revivals don’t always work so well in a modern context, no matter how many original stars we throw at it. We’ll find out for certain with the Friday premiere of Netflix’s Fuller House, but in the meantime, prepare your eyelids to make it through these first winking clips.

Yesterday morning saw the Full House gang formally reuniting for Netflix’s Fuller House trailer, though the footage left more than a few Tanner guests missing. Now, the extended version bring back everyone from Steve to Katsopolis twins Alex and Nicky, some seriously bizarre Michelle references, and new photos to boot.

You’ve waited, and waited, and double-barreled enough whiskey to drown out the nightmares, but CUT. IT. OUT. The first full Full House, er Fuller House trailer has arrived, chock full of all the catchphrases, Gibblers and Bollywood dance numbers you’ve spent the last few decades envisioning for the Tanners! Wait, what?

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The days of the family-friendly three-camera sitcom may feel lost to time, but darn it all if Netflix’s Fuller House isn’t going to hijack that San Francisco trolley right into a black hole. Return to the ‘90s, come hell or high water, with a new behind-the-scenes Fuller House featurette, chock full of all the studio audience and catchphrases you can handle!

Nothing we’ve seen of Netflix’s Full House revival has allayed questions as to why we needed Fuller House in the first place, but Netflix isn’t about to give up on the Tanners after only one year. According to series star and executive producer John Stamos, the streaming service will renew Fuller House for “a lot” more than one season. Have mercy.

Sure, you might take Netflix at their word that Fuller House represents a real series produced by, starring, and intended for actual humans, but initial teasers weren’t exactly selling that well. Sure, photos helped, but does an actual teaser with real-live Tanners convince us any further on Fuller House? Who else might make a wood-chucking return? Let’s find out!

Let’s be honest: the promotional lead-in to Netflix’s Fuller House revival of Full house has not been good. There was the uber-creepy first teaser, horribly misguided dance-break, and all the ridiculous Olsen news you can handle. Now, the first official photos have arrived of the Tanner (ahem, Fuller) clan reunited, and they look … like humans occupying communal space, sure!