A few weeks ago, when her family signed a new three-year deal with E! for another eleventymillion dollars, we made a crack about how Kim Kardashian's new romance with Kanye West just so happened to coincide with the time period during which that contract was being hammered out.

Turns out our cynicism was well-founded -- Kim says Yeezy will appear in at least a few episodes of 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians.' Because of course he will.

In fact, West was at Kourtney Kardashian's baby shower this week, during which the cameras were rolling. And although Kim says she's "not ready to talk about" the relationship yet, she apparently has no problem trotting it out on screen.

"I want to show my life," she told E! Online. "If we are having dinner and he does show up, I'm sure we're not going to go, 'Stop the cameras!'"

Just saying those last three words caused her to howl in pain, but she quickly recovered and added, "I'm not going to be taking a bubble bath and drinking champagne or on a sex swing [on camera] like Khloé and Lamar do. It's not going to be like that." (Not without the distribution rights, anyway.)

Kim also said the implosion of her marriage to Kris Humphries has made her wary of revealing too much of her private life on camera and that she was "almost embarrassed" to have shown their wedding, so now she wants to "guard" herself from a similar debacle.

Maybe someday she'll realize people can't mock what they can't see.