I try to keep up with Kevin Smith’s myriad film projects but it’s tough. I thought he was making Moose Jaws, a Canada-set horror film that’s supposedly like Jaws but with a moose, to complete the trilogy of horror comedies that started with Tusk and continued with Yoga Hosers. But Moose Jaws hasn’t materialized, nor has Clerks III or Mallrats 2, both of which have been discussed in the last couple years. Supposedly Moose Jaws will be made after the project that replaced both the Clerks and Mallrats sequels, a Jay and Silent Bob reboot. But before any of that happens (if it happens), Smith is now shooting a totally different movie instead. My bootchies are thoroughly snootched, and I feel like I need a nap.