The Canyons

'The Canyons' Review
'The Canyons' Review
Beautiful, rich people casually participating in hideous, terrible things and occasionally having explicit sex -- stop me if you've heard this one before. If it sounds like a Bret Easton Ellis story, that's because it is. 'The Canyons,' scripted by Ellis and directed by Paul Schrader (writer of 'Taxi Driver' and director of 'American Gigolo'), tells the languid story of a manipulative trust fund k
‘The Canyons’ Clip: Lindsay Lohan Is in an Abusive Relationship
‘The Canyons’ Clip: Lindsay Lohan Is in an Abusive Relationship
Based on everything we've seen, and read, about Paul Schrader's trainwreck-in-the-making 'The Canyons,' it's unfortunate that the first clip from the indie is such a bore. Well, until the last 15 seconds or so, but even that is dark/trying to be dark. For the most part, you'll watch as Lindsay Lohan wanders around a house calling her own cell phone while a man ("ex"-porn star James Deen)
Weekly Dose of Ridiculous: Kathie Lee, ‘Hobbit’ Money, ‘Jurassic Park 4,’ and ‘The Canyons’
Weekly Dose of Ridiculous: Kathie Lee, ‘Hobbit’ Money, ‘Jurassic Park 4,’ and ‘The Canyons’
We come to the end of another week, which means it's time for another Dose of Ridiculous. In this week's edition: What Kathie Lee did to a puppy, New Zealand's new Middle Earth currency, what 'Jurassic Park 4' thankfully never was, and a really bad teaser for a movie starring Lindsay Lohan and a porn star.
‘The Canyons’ Gets a Retro Teaser Trailer That Isn’t Making Us Feel Any Better About It
‘The Canyons’ Gets a Retro Teaser Trailer That Isn’t Making Us Feel Any Better About It
Author and noted eccentric Bret Easton Ellis and Paul Schrader have been working to put the finishing touches on 'The Canyons,' their crowd-funded drama starring Lindsay Lohan and porn star James Deen, and now you can (sort of) see what those crazy kids have been up to with the first official teaser trailer.