Here's the scenario: you're obsessed with Batman and you're obsessed with Alf. So, what's the next logical step you take to profess your love of both to the world? Get a tattoo of Alf dressed up in Batman's suit, right? Actually, that's where you're wrong.

The reign of Alf ended years ago, which was probably when this person decided to get this life-long tribute design. Imagine trying to pick up chicks with this little guy peeking out from underneath your arm.