How well we recall nearly choking to death on a piece of popcorn while watching 'Bambi' as a child. If only Disney had been honest about what we were about to see, perhaps we wouldn't have an irrational fear of concession stands today. Here's what 'Bambi,' 'The Lion King' and other Disney movies would look like, if they could just be honest for once.

'Up'

Honest Disney Up
Christine Gritmon

'The Sword in the Stone'

Honest Disney Sword Stone
Christine Gritmon

'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'

Honest DIsney Snow White
Christine Gritmon

'Sleeping Beauty'

Honest Disney Sleeping Beauty
Christine Gritmon

'Pocahontas'

Honest Disney Pocahontas
Christine Gritmon

'Fantasia'

Honest Disney Fantasia
Christine Gritmon

'Brave'

Honest Disney Brave
Christine Gritmon

'Bambi'

Bambi
Christine Gritmon

'Alice in Wonderland'

Honest Disney Alice
Christine Gritmon

'Aladdin'

Honest Disney Aladdin
Christine Gritmon

-- Written by Christine Gritmon and Nick Nadel

-- Photoshops by Christine Gritmon

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