How well we recall nearly choking to death on a piece of popcorn while watching 'Bambi' as a child. If only Disney had been honest about what we were about to see, perhaps we wouldn't have an irrational fear of concession stands today. Here's what 'Bambi,' 'The Lion King' and other Disney movies would look like, if they could just be honest for once.

'Up'

Honest Disney Up
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Honest Disney Up

'The Sword in the Stone'

Honest Disney Sword Stone
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Honest Disney Sword Stone

'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'

Honest DIsney Snow White
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Honest DIsney Snow White

'Sleeping Beauty'

Honest Disney Sleeping Beauty
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Honest Disney Sleeping Beauty

'Pocahontas'

Honest Disney Pocahontas
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Honest Disney Pocahontas

'Fantasia'

Honest Disney Fantasia
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Honest Disney Fantasia

'Brave'

Honest Disney Brave
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Honest Disney Brave

'Bambi'

Bambi
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Bambi

'Alice in Wonderland'

Honest Disney Alice
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Honest Disney Alice

'Aladdin'

Honest Disney Aladdin
Christine Gritmon
Honest Disney Aladdin

-- Written by Christine Gritmon and Nick Nadel

-- Photoshops by Christine Gritmon

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