Jimmy Kimmel’s School of Perfect Acting is perhaps the worst acting school on the planet. Let these outtakes and bloopers make that perfectly (tee hee) clear. In his annual post-Oscars show, the Jimmy Kimmel Live! host unveiled a look at his eponymous acting school, where’s he trained such stars as Gary Oldman, Jeff Bridges, and Jennifer Aniston, thanks to his decidedly off-beat tactics. Has it been profitable? Sure. Is it safe? No.

This blooper reel reveals the true madness behind the supposed method, including Kimmel beating Sean Penn with a pool noddle, Matt Damon sharing how he really got into character for We Bought A Zoo, and – best of all, really – Oldman walking a pack of pigs down a Hollywood street. Art is pain.