Leonardo DiCaprio + Vintage Schoolgirl — Dead Ringers?
First people claimed Nic Cage was a vampire in light of his striking resemblance to a certain Civil War-era gentleman, then a Harvard student saw Sylvester Stallone in a Vatican wall mural, and now it looks like Leonardo DiCaprio is in fact a schoolgirl from the 1960s.
A Tumblr user, who goes by the name "lo-parksthecar," supposedly discovered a long-lost photo of the famed actor in his "grandmother's yearbook from 1960." If this is true, and the evidence seems to suggest it is, that would make DiCaprio a 70-year-old woman who's birth name is actually Judy Zipper. It makes sense to us, even though he has a beard now -- older women are sometimes known to sprout hair in unusual places.