Miley Cyrus + Draco Malfoy — Dead Ringers?
So, Miley Cyrus got a haircut — Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? — and it basically looks as if Hannah Montana snuck into her bedroom one night with a pair of scissors crying, “Miley, Miley, Miley! It’s all about Miley!” The only good thing to come of this new “edgier” look is the Photoshop revolution of plastering it on other celebrities. Well, that and the latest revelation that her and Draco Malfoy are now the same person.
Seriously, if the Sorting Hat was placed on Miley nowadays, it’d probably say, “Take that dead animal on your head over to Slytherin!” Hopefully this is a wake-up call to the celeb and she’ll soon Avada Kadrava that hair style. You might think we’re being a little mean, but trust us, other people on the internet are much worse.