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The Best of Samuel L. Jackson Tweeting the Olympics

Samuel L. JacksonNBC is catching a lot of flack in the media and on Twitter (where the #NBCFail hashtag is consistently trending) for their coverage of The Games of the XXX Olympiad (as Bob Costas repeatedly reminds us it is to be called). But we have one way they can fix that for 2016 and right all their wrongs. Hire Samuel L. Jackson.

Not sure if you heard, but Mr. Jackson loves Olympics and he's been posting some thoughts on Twitter. OK, that's putting it gently. He's practically been live-tweeting the Olympics in hilarious and, at times, completely nonsensical fashion. He uses words like “BADMUHFOUGHCCENMINTON” and “FASTBALLAFAHKKHA!!!!!!” (emphasis entirely his). And it is our hearty recommendation that NBC hire Samuel L. Jackson to provide color commentary for the 2016 Rio Olympics. Who else would have the guts lead a broadcast with, “I can't say enuf that these judges are SHADY!!!”

In case you've missed the rambling best of Mr. Samuel L. Jackson covering the Olympics, we've compiled some of our favorite of his tweets below… (We promise there are completely unedited.)


Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson): GABBY GOLD!GOLD!GOLD! U S GYMFUGGYNASTICS!!!! Go USA!


Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson): OK, so the Russian almost busts her Ass a few times on the BEAM, Damn near FALLS on the dismount & OUR guy says PHENOMINAL?!


Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson): He knows himself well "OBNOXIOUSLY CROTICAL"!! Oh... The announcer Putz!


Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson): Did that Russian just do the " whoa Gurl Whut wuz in That Drank, dat Shit wuz Skrong" Vault landing?!


Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson): Soni Wrecks Breaststroke WR in 200!! A DEUCEMOUGHFOUGHKINPEAT!! Mo GOLD Mo GOLD Mo GOLD! !! Go USA!


Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson): Women's 8 HiOctane rowing! Coxswain looks like a hype gig! GOLD ALL AROUND! Go USA!!


Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson): The Bronze for US Gymnast! Mmmmm what could have been! DAMN that POMULFUKKENHORSE!!!


Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson): That was that Trip & Pour My Drink on 4or5 folks 'scuse me Gurl move!


Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson): Okay, that was Drunk Lady Staggering Flip dismount! Made famous by many girls missing the top step in da club!


Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson): GURL GUNZ!! These lil' chick weightlifters are AHHFUKYYNMAZEN!!


Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson): Shiiiiiiiiit! Whassup w/ the Short Pool?!


Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson): Looking like the Chinese wz just laying' low till it counted! They goin' NINJA....if that's possible.....for a...u no what I mean!


Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson): Homie SAT DOWN on the horse! For reals...they look scared!


Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson): Ahhight!! Good MUPFUGHKEAN Beamin'!! Looking' solid. Still wanna put foot to those judges asses though!


Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson): Woke up to 16 yr old Ariel Hsing dusting ass in Ping Pong for USA!! btw, when did BB gun become an Olympic sport?


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