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What Exactly Is a 'Big Hero 6'? (And 24 Other Urgent Questions)

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by Mike Ryan November 3, 2014 @ 4:03 PM
Disney
Opening on November 7 is the new Disney animated hullabaloo titled ‘Big Hero 6.’ In ‘Big Hero 6,’ five regular human beings are brought together to fight crime alongside an inflatable robot doctor. I swear that all of this will make sense, kind of. Ahead, as a service to the world, we answer every question that you could possibly have about ‘Big Hero 6.’

Is 'The Maze Runner' Surprisingly Not Bad? (And 24 Other Urgent Questions)

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by Mike Ryan September 17, 2014 @ 10:50 AM
20th Century Fox
This weekend, you now have a choice: You can continue to solve your favorite maze puzzles in the privacy of your own home or you can watch a movie about mazes. No matter how you break it down, this is a very exciting and difficult decision. Hopefully, that decision will become a little easier after we answer every question that you could possibly have about ‘The Maze Runner.’

Is 'Tammy' Secretly a Drama? (And 24 Other Urgent Questions)

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by Mike Ryan July 1, 2014 @ 9:57 AM
Warner Bros.
Melissa McCarthy (‘White Oleander’) stars in this holiday weekend’s new release, ‘Tammy,’ opening on Wednesday. Who is this Tammy we speak of? Is ‘Tammy’ more of a drama than it is a comedy? As a service to all of humankind, we answer every question that you could possibly have about Tammy (the character) and ‘Tammy’ (the movie).

Does ‘Transformers: Age of Extinction’ Make Any Sense Whatsoever? (And 25 Other Urgent Questions)

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by Mike Ryan June 25, 2014 @ 9:33 PM
Paramount Pictures
So, a fourth ‘Transformers’ movie is coming out this week. It will make a ton of money. This ‘Transformers’ movie, titled ‘Transformers: Age of Extinction,’ stars Mark Wahlberg (‘The Big Hit’) as an inventor… You know what, it doesn’t matter! But we still answered every question that you could possibly have about ‘Transformers: Age of Extinction.’

Is '22 Jump Street' As Good As '21 Jump Street'? (And 24 Other Urgent Questions)

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by Mike Ryan June 3, 2014 @ 10:17 AM
Sony Pictures
Jonah Hill (‘Evan Almighty’) and Channing Tatum (‘G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra’) are back as Schmidt and Jenko in the sequel to '21 Jump Street,' titled '22 Jump Street.' Is '22 Jump Street' as funny as the first movie? As a service to you – yes, you – we answer every question that you could possibly have about '22 Jump Street.'

How Long Does Sleeping Beauty Actually Sleep in 'Maleficent'? (And 24 Other Urgent Questions)

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by Mike Ryan May 28, 2014 @ 1:21 PM
‘Maleficent,’ starring Angelina Jolie (‘The Bone Collector’), brings us the story of Sleeping Beauty, only from the villain’s point of view. At it turns out, maybe she’s just misunderstood? Have we misjudged Maleficent for putting that curse on poor Sleeping Beauty? Will it feel like there’s been a curse put on us after watching ‘Maleficent’? As a service to you, we answer every question that you could possibly have about ‘Maleficent.’

Is 'Edge Of Tomorrow' The 'Groundhog Day' Of Alien Movies? (And 24 Other Urgent Questions)

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by Mike Ryan May 22, 2014 @ 4:00 PM
Warner Bros.
Tom Cruise (‘Taps’) will be back in theaters, with his image projected onto a giant screen, on June 6 with a new movie titled ‘Edge of Tomorrow.’ In ‘Edge of Tomorrow,’ Cruise plays a soldier who finds himself in a time loop, who keeps reliving the same day. While watching, will you feel like you’re reliving the same day? Is ‘Edge of Tomorrow’ the best movie of the summer so far? How would that be possible when summer doesn’t even start for another month? Are we in a time loop? As a service to you, we answer every question that you could possibly have about ‘Edge of Tomorrow.’

Is 'Neighbors' the Funniest Movie of the Last 125 Days? (And 24 Other Urgent Questions)

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by Mike Ryan May 6, 2014 @ 2:47 PM
Universal Pictures
This week, a new very serious drama about Seth Rogen (‘You, Me and Dupree’) living next to a fraternity house opens in theaters across the United States. The title of this movie is ‘Neighbors.’ Is this very serious drama about Seth Rogen living next to a fraternity so far the funniest movie of 2014? As a service for some people who read the Internet, we answer every question that you could possibly have about ‘Neighbors.’

How Many Poop And Vomit Jokes Are In 'The Other Woman'? (And 24 Other Urgent Questions)

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by Mike Ryan April 25, 2014 @ 3:20 PM
Today, a movie that, on the surface, resembles a rom-com, but isn’t a rom-com (there are no rom-coms any longer) titled ‘The Other Woman’ is playing at the multiplex down the street from you right now. Cameron Diaz (‘Shrek 2’) stars as Carly, a single, independent woman living in New York City who is dating Mark (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) – but Mark has a secret! Is Mark cheating on Carly? Is Mark secretly the Kingslayer? As a service to you, we answer every question that you could possibly have about ‘The Other Woman’?

Will 'Transcendence' Cause You To Transcend? (And 24 Other Urgent Questions)

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by Mike Ryan April 18, 2014 @ 8:40 AM
Warner Bros.
Right now, as you’re reading this, 'Transcendence' is playing at a multiplex somewhere within driving distance of where you live. Johnny Depp ('The Astronaut’s Wife') stars as a man who becomes a computer – transcends, if you will – as he explores the limits (or lack of limits) of his newfound power. Here, we answer every question that you could possibly have about 'Transcendence.'