'The Expendables 3' looks like an all but certain sequel at this point and while Sylvester Stallone and his crew appear to be ready for another adventure, they'll have to do so without Chuck Norris who says he's not interested in returning for the third film.
"Daddy, how do they make all of those guns fire and blow people's heads off in a shower of blood, guts and manliness in 'The Expendables 2'?" "Oh, little Jimmy. Such a curious child. Watch this behind-the-scenes video and find out for yourself!"
Action fans anxiously awaiting the return of biceps, BOTOX and bazookas for 'The Expendables 2' were a little worried when news hit a few weeks ago that Chuck Norris said the star-studded sequel to the 2010 hard 'R' action extravaganza would be toned down because of his involvement. But, as it turns out, there's no need to worry.
The easiest way to get your fifteen minutes of fame on the Internet is to come up with a cool Chuck Norris meme. It all started with the Chuck Norris Facts, which is a humorous play on Chuck being the manliest of men due to all his action roles. A fine example is this video, where Chuck karate kicks through a car window and comes out unharmed.