Everything's bigger in Texas -- including televised embarrassment. Conan O'Brien has decamped his entire show to Dallas for the week, and although he's been busy personally experiencing all kinds of fun things, from getting deputized to learning the ins and outs of Mary Kay product sales, he's also made room for his staff to have some fun, too!

Fun, however, is relative -- because Conan is sure having some kicks, but his producer Jordan Schlansky looks nothing short of miserable when his boss forces him to get a blazing, Texas-styled makeover. Who knew there could be so much shame in one Texas storefront?