Joey Lawrence used to be a teen heartthrob with luscious locks of hair on the TV series 'Blossom,' but now that he's older (and apparently also a Chippendales dancer) he looks more like Damon Lindelof.

Perhaps he's trying to channel some of the former 'LOST' co-creator's success by replicating his scruff, shaved head and hipster glasses. Although, Lindelof would probably never strip down for the masses as a final attempt to maintain his last shred of dignity. Instead, he's returning to TV, which is probably something Lawrence should've considered before he went shirtless on a red carpet and we all silently judged him for it.