It's a mad world we live in, when Lifetime can hire the naturally buxom Jennifer Love Hewitt to portray a stripper, prostitute and massage therapist based out of a real-life Texas scandal, and advertise the series on TV and billboards all over the country, but show the world she has awesome boobs?  Blasphemy!

In a startling ad campaign revelation hidden even from the actress herself, E! uncovered that at least two aspects of Jennifer Love Hewitt's steamy posters for 'The Client List' have undergone a drastic alteration.  Namely, what the hell happened to her chest?  As you'll see from the image below, initial ads featured Love Hewitt with a stunning amount of natural cleavage on display, though lifetime appears to have destroyed a national monument by re-issuing the images with extensive Photoshop work done to both reduce said breasts, as well as extend the actress' negligee to cover them more.

Jennifer Love Hewitt herself wasn't made aware of the changes, explaining in a Friday interview with KROQ's Kevin & Bean Show that "Somebody sent me a copy of the photograph, and I was like, 'Um, what happened?' I'm not quite sure what's going on, but apparently somebody wanted me to have a boob reduction."

No statement has been issued from Lifetime on the matter, and it remains to be seen if anyone's eyeballs will explode from failure to anticipate the true size of Jennifer Love Hewitt's sweater melons upon tuning into 'The Client List.'  Of course, don't expect the series to give it all away, as Love Hewitt expressed ""[Nudity]'s not something that I feel particularly comfortable with. I also think that it's sexier not to show everything."

Oh well.  See for yourself the utterly sinful alteration below, and tell us in the comments if Jennifer Love Hewitt's...talents...will have you tuning in for any episodes of 'The Client List!'