Mel Gibson + The Burger King — Dead Ringers?

BREAKING NEWS: We know why that creepy masked Burger King freaks us out so much.  That almost terrifying way his face is frozen with the same smile as Christian Bale's 'American Psycho' persona, the way he'll just randomly appear in bed next you, the way he's persistent in his efforts for you to eat his hamburgers... Yup, all that just screams Mel Gibson.

Gibson has a pretty crazy past -- anti-Semitic rants, the gay rumors, the funny 'South Park' impersonation, celeb feuds, etc. -- but now he has an even crazier present, especially when he grows out his facial hair and ends up looking like The Burger King. At least he doesn't look like The Hamburglar!