Have you ever seen those movie ads on TV filled with gushing quotes from critics and thought to yourself, “I saw that movie; it was terrible. Where did they find these positive reviews?” If you have, you’re not alone — and you’re going to love ScreenCrush’s newest series, Critics Are Raving!, which balances the cinematic scales with trailers full of slightly more accurate (and slightly more negative) lines from reviews. Real critics. Real quotes. Really bad movies. That’s what’s Critics Are Raving! is all about.

On our eighth episode: Monsters in trucks! They’re monster trucks, you see! This is a can’t-miss idea! Only a marketing genius could have created this thing! And by “marketing genius” I mean “actual four-year-old.” In fairness, Monster Trucks isn’t the worst reviewed movie featured on Critics Are Raving! — but it’s not exactly lighting up Rotten Tomatoes either. And there were plenty of choice pull quotes to choose from to make this Critics Are Raving! trailer.

Want to see what the real critics TV spot for Monster Trucks looked like? Here it is:

This is our eighth Critics Are Raving! trailer, but there are more on the way — if you’ve got a movie you’d like to see featured, let us know in the comments section below or send us a tweet or Facebook message. In the meantime, check out some past Critics Are Raving! trailers. You will be raving about them when you’re finished.

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