John Gulager’s ‘Piranha 3DD’ promises hordes of razor-toothed creatures feasting on nubile bodies in a deadly water park. So obviously, the first official clip from the film gives us … David Hasselhoff on a Casio keyboard?

Expect this clip to be huge in Germany (where Hasselhoff is king), but the rest of us probably expected more blood and bikinis from a ‘Piranha 3DD’ tease. At least the Hoff appears to be having twice as much fun as usual in this clip. Watch below and see for yourself.

This has to be the calm before the storm, because little fishies with massive choppers are going to unleash hell once ‘Piranha 3DD’ hits the ground … er, water. On the menu this time out will be returning stars Christopher Lloyd, Paul Scheer and Ving Rhames. They’ll be joined by Gary Busey, Katrina Bowden, Danielle Panabaker and comedian David Koechner. The movie hits theaters on June 1.