Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned -- especially if that woman hates baseball. The popular character Sadako from the Japanese 'Ring' movies likes to crawl through television sets and down staircases to get at you. She's good at that. What is she not so good at? Throwing the first pitch at a Japanese baseball game.

To promote the latest installment in 'The Ring' franchise called 'Sadako 3D,' the popular horror character decided to step out from inside the television set and take the mound to throw the first pitch at the Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters and the Chiba Lotte Marines game at the Tokyo Dome this past Wednesday. This is either a home run PR stunt or one that will strike out for the studio. Plus isn't everyone going to die in seven days after seeing this?

Twitchfilm gives us the video. How did the girl with terribly conditioned hair do for her first time on the mound? Skip to the 1:30 mark and take a look.

Not very good. But hey, at least she did better than President Obama. What was his excuse? It's not like he had 6 feet of pitch black dangling death all up in his face.