Matt Singer Is Stupid

(They were half off at the dollar store.)

It is a whopper of a movie tie-in food.

It doesn’t have glass ... but it does have onions.

It’s part pizza, part calzone, and all a promo for ‘The Batman.’

One man get creepy and kooky until he gets bloated and puke-y.

It’s an alien foodie paradise.

You’re a naughty one, Mr. IHOP.

EDDIEEEEEE HOW IS OUR OFFICIAL MOVIE TIE-IN BEVERAGE?

I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

ScreenCrush editor-in-chief Matt Singer loves movies and has an unholy fascination with food inspired by movies. These are his stories.