Matt Singer Is Stupid

It doesn’t have glass ... but it does have onions.

It’s part pizza, part calzone, and all a promo for ‘The Batman.’

One man get creepy and kooky until he gets bloated and puke-y.

It’s an alien foodie paradise.

You’re a naughty one, Mr. IHOP.

I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

ScreenCrush editor-in-chief Matt Singer loves movies and has an unholy fascination with food inspired by movies. These are his stories.

Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean, shrouded in mystery and a hurricane that never dissipates, lies a place beyond comprehension. It is Skull Island, a land where God never finished creation. It is home to monstrosities beyond imagination. Massive spiders with limbs like bamboo poles. Hideous lizard beasts known as skull-walkers. Also, street tots.

According to Johnny Rockets’ website, the hamburger chain was founded over 30 years ago in the hopes of creating a place where customers could “escape from today’s complicated world.”

The X-Men villain Apocalypse is like something out of Darwin’s nightmares. A devout believer in the most twisted form of evolution, he repeatedly tests the mutants of the Marvel Universe. The weak are culled. Only the strong survive.