Hey, did you hear that ‘The Walking Dead‘ came back for its third season tonight? And that it’s still not available on Dish?

Of course, anyone with a Twitter feed and an internet connection knew that AMC’s massively popular horror drama was returning tonight — this is the kind of news that you just can’t get away from even if you try. For better or worse, ‘The Walking Dead’ is one of the major players on the modern cultural landscape. That’s why we decided to keep an eye on Twitter this evening and see what the viewers (and some of the professional critics) thought. Did they like it? Did they hate it? Did they…um, something else? And most importantly: who is functionally literate and who isn’t?