‘Blade’ – Best Alternate Movie Endings
In ‘Blade,’ Wesley Snipes’ vampire vigilante character confronts the evil Deacon Frost and the pair end things with a good old-fashioned sword fight, allowing Snipes to show off more of his awesome physical skills. But in this bizarro version, Deacon Frost turns into an amorphous, abstract blood monster tornado thing, made worse when his disembodied head and torso appear in the middle of all the CG red stuff to taunt Blade about how hopeless his serum is and how Deacon is going to change everyone in the world into a vampire. Okay, first off: what would vampires eat if everyone were a vampire? This is not rational. And second: This ending is just weird in the worst way. We’re glad they stuck with the sword fight.