Honey Boo-Boo’s Sister Has a Baby That Drinks Mountain Dew, Has Three Thumbs
If you haven’t yet seen TLC’s ‘Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo’ we applaud you. You’re better than us. But let us give you a quick refresher course. Honey Boo-Boo has three sisters; Pumpkin, Chubbs and Chickadee. Eighteen-year-old Chickadee just had a baby named Kaitlyn (white trash nickname forthcoming). Kaitlyn has three thumbs. And they feed her Mountain Dew. We’ll let you decide whether those two things are related.
Kaitlyn was born with three fingers and two thumbs on her right hand, which is sad. Equally as sad (but for the wrong reasons) is that Pumpkin dips Kaitlyn’s pacifier in Mountain Dew energy drink before giving it to her.
Chickadee (née Anna) says:
Sometimes my mama gives me pointers…. Sometimes I just learn on my own.
Honey Boo-Boo’s mother had her first child was she was a 15-year-old and still feeds Mountain Dew, Red Bull and Pixy Stix (that’s Go Go Juice, if you didn’t know the proper terminology) to her daughter to get her amped up for beauty pageants so maybe pointers from mom aren’t always a great idea. (Mama, by the way, will be caring for baby Kaitlyn while Chickadee returns for her senior year of high school.)
And that, if you’re not up-to-date, is the latest on Honey Boo-Boo’s family.
‘Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo’ airs on Wednesday nights at 10pm on TLC. Enjoy.